I do what I do because even you defy me. You haven’t a clue, it could just be the darkness inside me.
If i can find any gif that accurately represents the way I run in my dreams it’s this one
A+ relationship: Playing video games together, rough sex, pizza and awful humor that only you two can laugh at.
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
what happens when you park illegally